tumblr is like a nightclub
and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here
but then he looks at robert pattinson
and just gives him this knowing nod like
you can stay
i was feeling sad so i drew my feelings and it helped a lot (◡‿◡✿)
this is so true for me it hurts omg
this doesnt have enough notes…..
Reading Builds Up Your Imagination :)
I literally could not scroll past this without reblogging
People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.
I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i’m a transman.
It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.
PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE SO MUCH NICER THAN PEOPLE IN THE REAL WORLD LIKE
IF I SAY I’M UPSET:
TUMBLR: OH MY GOSH! ARE YOU OKAY? LEMME HUG YOU AND CUDDLE YOU AND TELL YOU NICE THINGS UNTIL YOU’RE ALL BETTER, PEOPLE LIKE ME LOVE YOU!
REAL WORLD: GET OVER IT, FAG.
AND THEN JUST IN GENERAL LIKE
POSTS A SELFIE:
TUMBLR: OMG! YOU’RE SOOOOO CUTE!
REAL WORLD: EW YOU’RE UGLY GET AWAY FROM ME I DON’T WANNA CATCH A DISEASE
LIKE COME ON TUMBLR IS SO FUCKING NICE I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.
Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
|America:||What is your favourite place to eat?|
|Australia:||Do you have any quirks when speaking?|
|Austria:||What kind of person do you wish to be?|
|Belarus:||Is there anyone you love? Family, friends, romantic interest?|
|Belgium:||What do you think of your siblings?|
|Botswana:||Do you like to sing? Why or why not?|
|Bulgaria:||Who do you consider close to you?|
|Cameroon:||Describe your culture.|
|Canada:||Favourite wintertime activity?|
|China:||What was the best moment of your life?|
|Cuba:||What sort of grudges do you hold if any?|
|Cyprus:||What hands-on activities do you like (drawing, carving, building, etc.)?|
|Denmark:||Do you wish for something of your past?|
|Egypt:||Do you stand up for what you believe in? How?|
|England:||Are you controlling?|
|Estonia:||Do you think people often misunderstand you?|
|Finland:||What do you prefer, kindness, sternness, or apathy?|
|France:||How do you show love for those you care for?|
|Germania:||What is the hardest thing you have ever had to do?|
|Germany:||Do you have a hard time forgiving yourself?|
|Ghana:||What is our favourite sport?|
|Greece:||Do you let other help you when in need?|
|Hungary:||Who is the person you trust most?|
|Hutt River:||What is the most memorable dream or nightmare you have had?|
|Hong Kong:||Do you fear death?|
|Iceland:||Do you hide your real personality? Why?|
|India:||How important is family to you?|
|Japan:||Tell us a secret about yourself.|
|Kenya:||What is your favourite wild animal?|
|Korea:||What is one thing you accomplished by yourself?|
|Kugelmugel:||Is there anyone you have a love-hate relationship with?|
|Latvia:||Do you believe you are brave?|
|Ladonia:||What is the internet site you visit most often?|
|Liechtenstein:||How do people underestimate you most often?|
|Lithuania:||Do you desire power?|
|Macau:||What is your favourite festival or celebration?|
|Molossia:||Do you consider yourself strong?|
|Monaco:||Do you think you are a lucky person?|
|New Zealand:||Would you rather be an elf, dwarf, Hobbit, or wizard?|
|North Italy:||What is your least favourite part of your personality?|
|Norway:||What was the most disappointing time in your life?|
|Netherlands:||Most generous thing someone has done for you?|
|Poland:||Hardest thing you have gone through?|
|Prussia:||Would you prefer to live forever or die alone?|
|Roman Empire:||How would you like to be remembered?|
|Romania:||What is something you are very ashamed of?|
|Russia:||Have you ever suffered from low self esteem? Do you still?|
|Sealand:||Who is your best friend?|
|Seborga:||What is your favourite beverage?|
|Seychelles:||How do you handle people being rude to you?|
|South Italy:||What is your favourite part of your personality?|
|Spain:||What would you tell to the person or people you hurt most if you had a second chance?|
|Sweden:||Are you a leader, follower, or independent?|
|Switzerland:||Would you consider yourself evil, good, or neutral?|
|Thailand:||How good is your poker face?|
|Tibet:||What do you value most?|
|Taiwan:||What do you think of the people or person who raised you?|
|Turkey:||Would you ever want children?|
|Uganda:||How would you like others to see you?|
|Ukraine:||What is one thing that has made you stronger in life?|
|Vietnam:||What is something you are proud of about yourself?|
|Wy:||What kind of art do you like?|
|Zimbabwe:||Who is your favourite character from any folklore?|
I’m an Aries, with a Pisces Moon, and according to Myers-Briggs I am ENFJ (Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Judging).
What about you? What’s your Sign, and your Myers-Briggs personality type? :)
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metal