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godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.

- Part 1 || Part 2


shaxaphone:

purple-pixel:

Timeline of Nintendo handhelds.

Absolutely AMAZING


fantasticsteve:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before


hashpe:

archatlas:

ObviousState

This… needs… more… notes..


oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now


grawly:

kootiepie:

saki-hyuuga:

gangbanglerfish:

WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????

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did some of you guys really think they were older than 18

what the FUCK


bravelilone:






10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You..1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.3. Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.5. You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.7. Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.8. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting too old and weak.10. Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.


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bravelilone:

10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You..

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.

7. Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.

9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting too old and weak.

10. Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.
©


passionpursuit-ofleisure:

elfboi:

jaclcfrost:

allow me to introduce you to some things made by zuhair murad

aka

the guy who showed me it was indeed possible to fall in love with dresses

Why aren’t there any people making things like these for male bodies? Why are people wearing boring tuxedos at weddings and dinner parties when they could dress like Elven lords instead?

Reblogging again cause I can’t help myself


gingerchic333:

sherlolly:

Imagine Sherlock with a teenage daughter.

"Dad, this is-"

"A boy who was clearly hoping to shag you tonight, judging by the tin of mints and packet of condoms in his pockets. Next!"

oh god Daddy Sherlock. The teenage male population would be frightened for their life.

Don’t even mention Uncle Mycroft


lizthefangirl:

so josh hutcherson went to a kentucky basketball game yeah

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and the crowd blOODY MOCKINGJAY-SALUTED HIM

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Anonymous said: What's so bad about periods

mistyslay:

  • Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
  • That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
  • a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
  • You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
  • You will get horrible mood swings
  • You get headaches
  • Backaches
  • Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
  • You get acne everywhere
  • Your actual vagina could be sore
  • Your feel constantly tired
  • You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
  • You can’t lay a certain way in bed
  • You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
  • You bloat and gain weight
  • You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
  • You never feel full
  • Everything irritates you
  • You will cry a lot
  • Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
  • You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
  • You’re forced to go to school/work
  • You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too

darrenpillowscriss:

flowersandlies:

spooky-madoka:

thenimbus:

dorkly:

The Most Dangerous Gamer

This comic is so perfect

IM LAUGHING BC HTE TITLE IS A REFERENCE TO AN ACTUAL SHORT STORY

I FUCKING LOVED THAT SHORT STORY IT WAS THE FUCKING SHIT

OH MY GOD I READ THAT AND IT WAS AWESOME.


thealmightypotato:

4gifs:

The Atlas moth does not have a mouth and only lives a couple of weeks

What a beautiful, useless creature 

thealmightypotato:

4gifs:

The Atlas moth does not have a mouth and only lives a couple of weeks

What a beautiful, useless creature 


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