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assholedisney:

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS

these fake ass diaries that were SO WELL WRITTEN that your 10-year-old self was about a million percent convinced that someone’s ratty ass diary survived the sinking of the Titanic and became a national best seller 

THEY COVERED FUCKIN EVERYTHING

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liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load


despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder


jaegerivaille:

romanoh:

I may tag things with “I’m crying” or “SCREAMING” but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours

it’s whats on the inside that counts


opalhonors:

raininginreverse:

I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and I’m just like no no no no I need WARNING I have to have enough time to build up my social energy 

Thank you!


collections that are raw as fuck ➝ monique lhuillier pre-fall 2012


fantasticisfor9:

doctorwinchesterin221b:

justan0theraverageteen:

Geoff i want a divorce

HARRY POTTER

I JUST CHOKED


timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise


romcomsgalore:

helioscentrifuge:

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine

HOW ARE PEOPLE GETTING SO SMOOTH OH MY FUCKING GOD I DIDN’T EVEN SAY THE FIRST THING AND I’M BLUSHING


inside-of-the-asylum:

ziddity:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He must have been drinking alcohol. That stuff is flammable. Of course it was going to happen when booze was involved.

I bet he acted like he wanted to be set on fire. I mean can you blame someone for doing it if he was acting like that? Boys will be boys…

inside-of-the-asylum:

ziddity:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He must have been drinking alcohol. That stuff is flammable. Of course it was going to happen when booze was involved.

I bet he acted like he wanted to be set on fire. I mean can you blame someone for doing it if he was acting like that? Boys will be boys…


fantasticmisterfox:

I like nice people that do illegal things.


owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done


blacksquares:

next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying


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